Waking up in the middle of the night is exhausting already. Add to this the random thoughts that race through your sleep-deprived mind. Result? A list of 10 things that run through a mom’s head during a midnight session!
- Crap, my milk-soaked through to the sheets
- How many more hours of sleep will I get?
- I pray baby falls back asleep fast
- Hope I don’t hear any strange noises
- Wish I hadn’t seen that creepy “momo” image
- Time for the other boob; switch!
- This child is worth it
- Wait, its 3 a.m. already?! I must’ve dozed off
- Look at my husband, all cozy and sleeping
- Done nursing…wait, did baby just poop?!
And this is on a good day, ha! (Usually it’s more than 10 things) Hope you had a good laugh reading it just as we did writing it. How about you, tell us what your number 11 would be?